{"id":1808,"date":"2013-03-20T19:51:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-20T18:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/2013\/03\/20\/ryanair\/"},"modified":"2016-03-08T07:33:57","modified_gmt":"2016-03-08T06:33:57","slug":"ryanair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/2013\/03\/20\/ryanair\/","title":{"rendered":"Ryanair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Proposed Ryanair in-flight activities:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Adopting stray dogs and cats<\/li>\n<li>Fireworks show<\/li>\n<li>Parachute lottery<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Seriously. I kept the straight face until the lottery; when I heard the announcement I was all like <em>WAT?<\/em> Then I regretted I didn&rsquo;t have any euro with me. I&rsquo;m definitely buying a lottery ticket during my next flight.<\/p>\n<p>Explanation for those who never flew Ryanair: their tickets are crazy cheap, so they make up for this in two ways: one, outrageous fees for extra anything; and second, making lotteries and selling perfumes during the flight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Proposed Ryanair in-flight activities: Adopting stray dogs and cats Fireworks show Parachute lottery Seriously. I kept the straight face until the lottery; when I heard the announcement I was all like WAT? Then I regretted I didn&rsquo;t have any euro with me. I&rsquo;m definitely buying a lottery ticket during my next flight. Explanation for those [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[237],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1808"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2222,"href":"https:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1808\/revisions\/2222"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}