{"id":1498,"date":"2013-10-29T22:08:58","date_gmt":"2013-10-29T22:08:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/2013\/10\/29\/if-you-asked-me-right-now-how-to-survive-a-two-day\/"},"modified":"2016-03-08T06:23:20","modified_gmt":"2016-03-08T05:23:20","slug":"if-you-asked-me-right-now-how-to-survive-a-two-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/2013\/10\/29\/if-you-asked-me-right-now-how-to-survive-a-two-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Nowhere near Berlin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you asked me right now how to survive a two-day event like TechCrunch Disrupt, I\u2019d answer \u201ccocaine\u201d &#8211; but please don\u2019t ask. I have no idea and I\u2019m too tired to fall asleep.<\/p>\n<p>I underestimated it. Pitching people about your product for eight hours straight is so immensely tiring I could barely stand by the end. Even though exhausting, it was also a learning experience; apart from leveling up in social interaction I also really gained understanding of our product. Until now I had no clear answer to a simple question of \u201cwhat does it do?\u201d. I have one now; after a hundred iterations I could explain it in three sentences tops.<\/p>\n<p>How did I like Berlin? I have no idea. All I saw was the expo hall, the S-Bahn and the countless doner kebaps. It\u2019s not to say I didn\u2019t like the city; I\u2019d just really love to come back here under less stressful circumstances.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m coming back home tomorrow morning by a Deutsche Bahn bus. Yup.<\/p>\n<p>PS. I think I uttered about ten words in German, total, during the entire trip.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you asked me right now how to survive a two-day event like TechCrunch Disrupt, I\u2019d answer \u201ccocaine\u201d &#8211; but please don\u2019t ask. I have no idea and I\u2019m too tired to fall asleep. I underestimated it. Pitching people about your product for eight hours straight is so immensely tiring I could barely stand by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[237],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-journals","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1498"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1999,"href":"https:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1498\/revisions\/1999"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kosma.pl\/diaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}